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Aloha!

For the next few posts, I am opening up my blog to guest contributions!

What it means is that you get to submit a post which i will host on my blog. Some examples for posts are:

a) Any post about you! ..more information about you, your likes, dislikes etc.
b) Any post about me! ..any instance you remember involving me and how awesome i am.
c) Any gyan from grown-ups, for instance what this Lokpal thing is all about, and how it will make our lives better!

So hurry and share all your contributions. I might even throw in some prizes for all entries (if my stingy parents fork over the money, i.e.)

Parody-

A parody is when you give a remix to a song by changing it's lyrics and practically making fun of it . I made a parody of E.T by Katy Perry -

Your so extremely stinky
Could you be the donkey , could you be a monkey
You're kinda magnetising
It's like your magneto , but you are too dumb to be that
They say , be afraid .. you stink from miles
and bathe once a decade
Different DNA
I dont understand you
You stink from a whole other world
A different dimension
So I guess thats why
Cleanliness isn't important to u

Whip you
Whi-whi whip you
Thats what you need
To be driven away
Take you
Ta-ta Take you
and dump you in a river
Then you'll be clean for a change
We wont have to cover  our noses
And we can roam freeely
Without carrying aerosol in our hands ....

Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2

After waiting for deathly hallows part 2 to release by counting days and months and whining that my friends got to see it before me ... I finally convinced my parents to take me to the movie .. So , on Sunday , I finally got to see it .
The movie takes awesomeness to the next level .. I mean, my mouth was so wide open throughout the movie that I couldn't chew the popcorn ... I had to swallow it .
When you watch it , it feels like you are literally in the movie. And if you know me , you would know that I don't get emotional while seeing movies , but I have to admit that I cried when Snape died !!!
 It also has a truck load of action and cool special effects.
I know most of you would have seen it , but if you didn't, go watch it fast cause it's the talk of the town!!
Here's the trailer ....

My moment -

I'm sure you guys will be so shocked that your jaw will fall of your skull and you eyes will pop out . Rebecca black (you know, the girl who brayed friday and taught us the days of the week ) despite the embarassment released a new song  called 'my moment' and it's much better than Friday , which is not saying much .. ...

Cleverbot-

I recently found out that there is a website called ' www.cleverbot.com ' Practically , the computer learns from the speech of others and replies to whatever you are saying and makes a conversation . Here are some chats that I had with Cleverbot -

 1)      

          Me-My real name is Samyukta but you can call me Sammy.

Cleverbot-You're Stone Cold Stever Austin? Pfft. I'll give you my real name when you give me yours.

          Me-My name is Sammy you doofus.

Cleverbot-Call me Ashley. That is my name. Rather spiffing, don't you think ?

          Me-No , your name is cleverbot .

Cleverbot-Fine my name is cleverbot and your name is Samyukta.

2)

Cleverbot-What about Harry Potter?

           Me-I love harry potter to the core.

Cleverbot-I am harry potter.

          Me-Awesome . can I have your autograph ?

Cleverbot-No, I don't give out my autograph anymore.

3)

          Me-Bye.

Cleverbot-Don't go!

          Me-Sorry i have to.

Cleverbot-But I will miss you.

          Me-I will miss you too.

Cleverbot-No you won't.

Bye !And I hope you like my posts ! ( If they're boring anyone except my dad can comment )

Leb Mex

A new food outlet just opened in 'Forum Value Mall' called LEBMEX , It's on the 2nd floor near the elevators . As the name suggests , the restaurant makes Lebanese and Mexican food . The food is delicious and I recommend it to you ! If you are going for the first time , I recommend the burrito . I rate this place with 4 1/2 out of 5 stars .

Seeya !

Limericks !! :-)

Hey guys ! I heard about these types of poems called limericks .. They are poems of five lines . The 1st 3rd and 5th line rhyme while the 3rd and 4th also rhyme with each other .They are often funny or humorous . For eg :-

Here's a limerick I made up -

I went to the store and bought a pet dog

It eats way too much and sleeps like a log

Sometimes I wonder if it was a monster I bought

I hope by the dogknappers it be caught

Then there'll be enough food left for me to hog !

26th May '11

I have a dentists appointment to get braces done today .. Yesterday I had nightmares that the dentists brings in really sharp and huge tools to treat my teeth and then the dentists turn into aliens and start fighting me with their tools . The treatment was not that bad but when I went home the braces started scratching my gums and my teeth hurt a lot !Even the medicines didn't work ..
Hence I have some advice for you , do not get braces unless it is a matter of life or death !!!!!!! :-/\

25th May '11

I thought it was going to be a normal boring day today . But clearly I was wrong ....
When I was doing homework in the morning, my mom came to me and said 'What do we do for Mommy-Sammy day' (every year during summer holidays, I and my my Mommy go out one day and have fun)?
This surprised me so much that my eyes popped out of my eye-sockets, hit the wall and rebounded back into my skull. (I wish they had changed color on their time out, because i frankly am getting bored of the same color all the time). After recovering, i blurted - But its afternoon already!!!She said "It's fine " . So I said " I'll think about  it . " Honestly , I was just pretending  to be uninterested . We ended up watching pirates of the carribean and it is AWESOME !

23rd May '11

Today after finishing my homework in the morning , my mom and I went to the dental clinic ( Narayana Hrudayalaya ) . The place was like a barbie doll paradise cause it was pink all over . We had to wait for sometime before they summoned me in . The dentist looked at my teeth and started violently poking tools in my mouth . She said that I had good oral health and I thought she might be short sighted or something  she also said that since I have a habit of breathing from my mouth my front teeth have penetrated deeply into my gums and they will have to operate it on the 26th of May . After 26th I will have braces - I don't know whether to be excited about that or not .Then she mixed water with some pink powder until it became a thick mixture, filled it in a tongue shaped mould and shoved it in my mouth and when she pulled it out it was an impression of my teeth !

BYE FOR NOW !
Sammy 

18th May '11 Sansha's birthday

Today Morning i got up at 7:00 o' clock to get ready for Sansha's birthday . I was really excited , not only cause I was gonna meet Sansha and we were gonna talk about Salman Khan nonstop but also because I was going to meet my other friends . After I woke up , I had a bath dressed in black because the theme was vampires and went to wrap my gift ( a boot shaped pencil case ) . I had trouble getting her a gift because I get people gifts according to their personality and according to me , her personality is 'bollywoodish ' and I couldn't get her a movie because she might already have it . At 12:15 , Saniya picked me up from my house and we went to Sansha's house , we were the first ones there . As soon as we reached we had to fill in this long form and a lady took us up to Sansha's apartment . There Sansha gave us some coke to drink ( I had 2 refills ) and then we waited for Rakshanda & Manvi to come . When they came we ate ' Dahi Vada' and Sansha cut her cake . After that we ate our lunch - Pav bhaji and saw Aisha but we got bored and Manvi and I started snoring loudly after 15 minutes so we saw Love Aaj Kal and Manvi and I were singing all the songs in the movie.The party was awesome and I would like to thank Sansha for inviting me .

6th May to 22nd May

I haven't been able to write posts regularly till now cause I barely had time when I was not home .I cant write separate  posts for all these days cause I can't remember anything . So sorry , but heres what i remember .

Rashmi & I planned to have a party but we couldn't do that either  . On Saturday I was supposed to go home but my parents allowed me to stay till tuesday . I ate like a pig in Taco bell for the 3rd time . I went home on that tuesday . On 21st , I went to Around Garuda mall to get my hair cut and I look completely different with really short hair  now .

5th May '11

Wassup guys?
Well , today in the evening we realised that the band was going to be a total flop show but Rashmi wouldn't give it up .We didn't have any musicians only vocalists and the musicians that we had could play Tabla . Then I suggested we make a karaoke band but she didn't agree . Finally Anagha decided to drop the whole idea so we played around for sometime . At night we decided to have some sort of a party instead so we were planning it . Then , Anagha got a call , it was Rashmi's mother who was obviously very angry . When she called , we grabbed all our stuff and rushed home immediately . When we reached we had our eardrums being rattled again because we forgot to come home for milk at 5:30 .

4th May '11

Aloha,
Today Rashmi & I woke up pretty late . So we woke up and did a few chores . In Rashmi's house , we have to help in doing chores like folding clothes , setting the table  and putting clothes on the clothes line . (I thought child labour was banned in India ) After the ' chores ' we listened to songs . Then suddenly Rashmi looked as if she was receiving enlightenment . I asked her what in the holy world was going on with her and she said " lets make a band " . At first I didn't understand what she meant did she mean a band like a group of people who do  something or design our own hair band or a rubber band ? But then I realised dhe meant a music band . So we started making posters and discussing about the vocalists and musicians we could take in .After making the posters we went to Anagha's house to inform her about  the idea and she wasn't to sure about it but she finally agreed . Later we went to everyone's house to ask the kids of the layout if the could play any instrument  or sing and finally we ended up with 9 members .
Aloha !
Sammy

3rd May '11

Today morning at around 8:00 am , my cousin decided to teach me some karate ( she's a black belt ) .So we went to the terrace forgetting to inform anybody about it . We were doing exercises for about an hour . My cousin , Rashmi said I was doing pretty well but I KNOW she was just being polite . When we came down , as soon as the maid saw us she called everyone out loud and they came running to the house . The next thing you know we were being scolded till our eardrums bursted .Later , I got to know that we were being scolded because we did not tell anyone we were leaving and all of the people in the house had gone and knocked on everybody's door asking them if we were there . The rest of the day we made sure not to get in trouble cause our eardrums were still vigorously vibrating . So we went over to my old friend - Anagha's house and hung out for a while .

2nd May '11

Ladies , Gentleman . Girls , Boys & Animals
Today was basically a music day for my cousin and I . At the end of the day my uncle said that they would be leaving so we were sad . But then .... suddenly , they announced that I would be going with them that was extremely exciting ! I was waiting for dinner to get over and at around 9:00 pm we left home . We couldn't stop singing when we were in the car . Because of traffic , we reached at 11:00 and we slept as soon as we reached home .

30th April '11-1st May '11

My cousin and I had lots of fun during these days . We did all sorts of stuff . Inspired from the movie Ramona and Beezus , we glued a bunch of papers together and drew the ' largest painting in the world ' . We spent days doing this . We used crayons , colour pencils , acrylic paint and sketch pens to draw whatever we wanted to . We ended up with an urban scene on the left side with a bullet train the eiffel tower and the burj khalifa , a lolly pop lady to its right , a cherry blossom on top of which a girl doing the bridge farther right and candy land with a pig fairy to the far right . If you are bored , you could do it too with all the supplies you have got ! Mine looks like a train wreck with all sorts of pretty drawings (which is practically the definition of abstract) but yours could even make sense , it could be a park scene , your house ! anything ...

29th April '11

Hello Dudes !
My cousins from my mom's side came over today . We did all sorts of fun stuff -
Again , we were planning to watch a late night movie . But it wasn't very easy . My cousin Rashmi - has a little brother . As he could not stay up late we had to put him to sleep before we saw the movie . However , he did not wan't to sleep and we could not leave him alone . Finally we decided that one person would get the snacks ready while the other would put him to sleep . This did not work . So , my mom went to put him to sleep and we saw the movie . We ate snacks like pigs and saw a movie until 2:00 AM . But , unfortunately , when we were about to see the 2nd movie , my parents caught us and gave us a lecture about how we are way too young to watch two movies in a row and how it could completely spoil our health . I thought the lecture was so long we could have watched another movie by the time . But , I was wrong , we could have watched half the movie by the movie by the time . We also jumped up and down to new songs .

26th April '11,27th April '11 , 28th April '11

Hi !
I felt pretty artsy so I made all sorts of wallpapers  and designs . I'm pretty attached to video games so I played loads of them . Here are some songs you should hear -
- On The Floor - j lo
- Just Can't get enough - Black eyed peas
-Who's That - Rihanna
- Intuition - Selena Gomez
- Rock God - Selena Gomez / Katy Perry

25th April '11

As I got my books yesterday , I spent the day flipping through all the books . I must say it's got a good amount of interesting stuff compared to last year . I also attempted to clean my room but unfortunately it was too messy so I felt too lazy to clean it up .

24th April '11

Hear Ye ! Hear Ye !

I spent my day today watching TV and listening to music . I also studied for 2 hours for a change . Subashri - my friend also came over today . I did not mention that I was not present on the day when the school was giving us all supplies for school , so , recently I went to school and got them . The books seem quite interesting and the topics aren't that hard . I also got my uniform .. I got a shirt sized 38 (and I am size 31) and a 3/4th pant ( we are supposed to wear full length pants ).

23rd April '11

hiyall !

My first cousin was going to leave today and my 2nd cousin said she would stay for another night . Later on she said she wouldn't be staying here . When we asked her if her parents would be at home she said she was staying at my first cousins house ! :-$*& ....

When I went to my maternal cousin's house , I got to visit my old friends house (Anagha ) for a bit. This cheered me up quite a bit .

Ciao !

22nd April '11

Hey dudes and dudettes !

Today my cousin and I went swimming for a long time . When we came back we were freezing cold and I had to wait for the water to heat in the boiler  . My cousins usually get really bored after a few days  from coming home which makes me feel a teensy bit bad . We made more music videos today and I must admit that otherwise , it was a bit boring . After I came back from bath , i came out and saw my 2nd cousin (Tontu). Yipee ! now we all could spend time together . At night , my parents, both cousins and I had scrumptious subways for dinner . My cousins were also playing some weird arguing game which I did not understand . When they mentioned the word serious , I would ask them to stop the game but they refused saying it was fun .

21st April '11

HEY FOLKS!

Yesterday I saw movies till 3:00 am with my cousin . Today , we passed time by making music videos and cleaning up my pigsty .. I'm sorry , I mean. .... my room . We used my mom's camera phone and made music videos by playing  a song and lip synching and dancing to the song . When we ran out of steps we would walk a few steps or jump up and down . It was hilarious but not for public consumption . We also tried watching a late night movie again today but my cousin started snoring after a few seconds . And guess what it was Alice in Wonderland ! Is that boring in any world ? Anyway she's in 5th grade , she's practically a kid and I guess she can't be up for long like me.

20th April '11

I had to get up at 6:00 am today and go to the bus stop with my cousin where my dad's cousin would pick us up and take us in the bus to my house . I forgot to mention that we saw my dad's cousin's messages on his ipod touch and most of the messages were from somone named ***** *** so we kept on teasing  him . On the bus he was fascinated that I knew spanish numbers so he kept on going on about it . Then , finally this man who sat in front asked him some directions and said he did not actually need it . He obviously said oit to make a conversation . Both of them started talking until we reached . When my dad picked us up from the bus stop we told him to get us some ice cream , chips and coke . This was for his surprise birthday party . When we came home we made decorations and arranged a treasure hunt for him . Soon , we were running behind schedule .
At 7:00 I heard his car so we turned off the light without realising there was pasta on the stove . Thankfully nothing happened to us but the pasta got overboiled . When he opened the door we shouted SURPRISE . In the treasure hunt often he found the last clues before the first ones but he found the prize , they were chocolates .

Sammy

19th April '11

Today , I went back with my cousin to her house . At around 3:30 pm we went to this exhibition where they were selling really cool things . The things at the other side of the city are much more cheap than the stuff over here . I was given ****** rupees and I bought a glow in the dark wrist band, 2 pairs of earrings , an invisible ink pen and stickers . And , I suddenly realised that .... I love shopping !
Woohoo !
Sammy

18th April '11

Wassup Gangsta ?
Today , me and my cousin got up and wen't back to my dad's aunt's house . There , we ate ice lollies , made a 'your guide to design' booklet using highlighters and used the computer for around .. I dont know......1 1/2 hours ? Again , I also ate an abundance of junk food .

See Ya!
sam wham

17th April '11

Yello ! Vats up Yar ?
Today I spent a boring morning reading comics and drawing  weird drawings . But at noon , I set off to my cousins house ( Guddi) . There , I ate lunch and played games with my cousin's friends . We were playing a running game and as usual ------ I ran ------- fell down ------- scratched a chunk of skin of my leg ------- and did not cry ( again as usual ) . Why am I the only one to get hurt all the time ? When I went inside , I got first aid and special attention ! That is the only thing I ENJOY ABOUT GETTING HURT .

Bye Bye
Sammy

16th April '11

Aloha
As soon as I got up today I had bath , ate breakfast and left with my parents to my grandpa's house . There we ate lunch with my dad's aunt (Hampi) . Secretly , I ate atleast 5 papads . After lunch , I dozed off for sometime and left from my grandpa's house to my aunt's house away from my parents . Inside I kept on chorusing the word freedom in my head . Finally , after all the boring days excluding my Jaipur trip . I would have some time to myself and time to be away from home and play with my  cousins .
At my d's aunt's home I read tinkle comics and ate all sorts of unhealthy stuff including ice lollies and chips .

Aloha
Sammy

Saturday 16th April '11

 Sup Gangsta !Again ....... Today I was @ home .... This is getting really irritating because my blog posts are getting more  boring by the day . But , I am going away from home tomorrow . So be prepared to read something actually exciting .

 I have been playing this game called swords and sandals 2 and I think you should check it out .

Bye
Sad Sam